Mic to Ed: no! cotton buds!
Ed: oh. okay
next day, eduardo walks into a pharmacy
Ed: Can i have some condoms please?
Pharmacist: yes of course. how many would u like?
Ed: oh... i dunno... 75... 100... as many as you have!
Pharm: erm... are we talking about these *shows him a box of condoms*
Ed: *shocked* nooooooo - for my ears!
Pharm: ooooh you mean cotton buds, okay
Ed: but give me some of those too...
Next day at school, Ed tells me the story and adds "I'm superman!!!"