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on weird car stickers [08 Apr 2006|09:35pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Car sticker: Pigeon fanciers do it with birds.

theplaymobilman: OMG!! Avian Flu is going to become a sexually transmitted disease!

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Women are from Venus, men are from Mars [24 Mar 2005|03:27pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Following a discussion about the differences between men and women, and why men can't seem to understand us..

t1ger: "we fuck with their body, and they fuck with our mind...it's unfair though, cause they get pleasure from it.

But then we invented anal sex..."

couldn't help but chuckle at his reasoning ;)

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[07 Nov 2004|11:46pm]

we were in denmark (jamie, elaine and I) and we were walking in the countryside and Elaine starts getting tired walking and she goes:

"Guys I need to buy a pair of crotches"

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[07 Nov 2004|11:44pm]

the first time I went to white arrow, i saw this sign above this door saying "white arrow" with a white arrow pointing left...

I walked left :-/
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[02 Aug 2004|12:28pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Last night, at che_adrenalina's house...

me: *trying to figure out what this blowfish-shaped-hollow-rubber object is...*
matt: It's a sex toy! *throws blowfish at Tara*
me: looking into blowfish* But why does it have a hole?


me: oh

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[01 Aug 2004|11:12pm]

looking at shells at south end beach in england today:

me: why dont we have tides in malta?
nic: because we we're not in the e.u

(we both know that we are in but it's just funnnyy weee)
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[30 Jul 2004|06:11pm]

[ mood | bored ]

Sitting on a bench outside Mosta Dome, in the middle of what you might call a gale, last sunday:

me: *trying to move my mop of hair away from my face, which I was having trouble finding*
mich: No! Don't tie it up, it look really cool like that! It has this cool effect as if it was windblown or something!
me: ... -_- *weird duh-type face*
mich: oh... er, yes

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on pharmaceuticals [25 Jul 2004|04:26pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Eduardo (Brazilian) to Michaela: what do u call those things to clean your ears with? condoms?
Mic to Ed: no! cotton buds!
Ed: oh. okay

next day, eduardo walks into a pharmacy
Ed: Can i have some condoms please?
Pharmacist: yes of course. how many would u like?
Ed: oh... i dunno... 75... 100... as many as you have!
Pharm: erm... are we talking about these *shows him a box of condoms*
Ed: *shocked* nooooooo - for my ears!
Pharm: ooooh you mean cotton buds, okay
Ed: but give me some of those too...

Next day at school, Ed tells me the story and adds "I'm superman!!!"

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[23 Jul 2004|12:31am]

eating at piece of cake with campos and edward and his wife...

*everyone reading menu and there's a pie called 'Fazzoletti Pie'*

Edward: Torta tat-tissues dik???!

us: LOL!
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[15 Jul 2004|10:11pm]

*Introducing Claude, the new guy, to Manuel, the syrup man*

Me: "Aw Manuel dan huwa Claude, il-QA il-gdid"

Manuel: (extends hand) "Ghandi Pjacir"

Manuel: (leans over and whispers) "X'jismu? Facecloth?"


Which became his official nickname for a while, but has now been replaced by "Clock" courtesy of James, one of the machine operators.
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[24 Jun 2004|01:39am]

i just made elaine taste her first bar of hersheys chocolate

and she goes...

"thank you for the herpes"

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[21 Jun 2004|11:05am]

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[18 Jun 2004|08:47pm]

All men were born equal... Some are just more equal than others...
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on the variation of the english language [10 Jun 2004|06:57pm]

Student quotes:

I've just had a revolution [revelation]

You call up the restaurant to make a renovation [reservation]
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[01 Jun 2004|07:01pm]

I'm an Engineer.

If you see me running.... CATCH UP!
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[31 May 2004|12:48am]

i did NOT fail....

i just discovered 10,000 ways that don't work!
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[26 May 2004|10:09pm]

my idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand!
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Pinky... are you pondering what i'm pondering? [24 May 2004|11:41pm]

Why do they use sterile needles when administering the Lethal Injection?
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of bits and bobs... [13 May 2004|02:51pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Dimwit: Sir... il programm kif tistorja id-data?

Prof. Micallef: Tpoggi il byte fil port!

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during lab... [11 May 2004|05:22pm]

Lara: So last time your results varied by a lot??
Me: Yeah quite...there was even a 30 second difference at times, so i guess they aren't too reliable
Lara: so like u had one that came 1 minute 30 and another 1 minute 60??
Me: *grin*
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